• Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
• Friends: Don't forget to socialize
• Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
• Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
• Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
• Society: Don't forget to be perfect
• Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
• Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

snorlaxatives:

miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this

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i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself 

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